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Sometimes the title may be longer than the message.
You Can’t Lose
If you find a winning gambler who doesn’t like to lose, what will he do if you bet him he won’t give you all his money?
Conditioning
Did Pavlov condition dogs to salivate at the ringing of a bell, or did the dogs condition Pavlov to ring the bell?
Passion
To be a successful writer, write about your passion, or passion fruit, whichever is easier.
A Bird in the Hand
A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, unless the two have a nest, then you can take their eggs, incubate them, raise the little birdies and have two or more birds.
The Monkey and the Squirrel
A squirrel and a monkey walked into a bar, but you’d think at least one of them would have seen it.
Floating Out to Sea
No man is an island, but that depends upon how large the man is and how you define “island.”
Reading is Believing
If you believe everything you read, you’re better off just watching television.
When You Wish…
What happens when you wish upon a falling star?
Time
Time flies when you need to get something done.
Wit’s End
This is where I draw the line_________________________.
